The quickest and easiest way to make a giant mess in the kitchen? Make marshmallows. I promise... there will be cornstarch, powdered sugar, hot pans and
Why? Because he needs leftovers. On go layers of light and dark turkey slices, homemade stuffing, pickles, pieces of soft butter lettuce to show that he is including something green, and last a smear of mayonnaise or aioli on the second slice of bread to help glue the whole contraption together.