Its ok, its ok, I know. I have been there. When I was first married I did not even know how to turn on the oven. But a little youtube and hunger go a long way in the teaching department....
We've fallen in love with deep-dish pizza, and, luckily, you don't have to travel to Chicago to get it. In fact, you don't even need an oven. Just a slow cooker.
Something magical happens in my kitchen when you combine cooking attention deficit--oh look! A squirrel! with eggs and cream cheese and popcorn seasoning. When I'm not busy trying to put out oven f...