Its ok, its ok, I know. I have been there. When I was first married I did not even know how to turn on the oven. But a little youtube and hunger go a long way in the teaching department....
Move beyond the bun and enjoy grilled, house-made Italian sausage, feta cheese and sweet, roasted peppers in a green salad that is ideal for summertime eating. Optionally, serve with crusty bread and oil and vinegar on the table.